Title:  Starting Gate
Genre: Gen, humor
Characters:  Bones, Kirk, Spock, Scotty plus most others
Rating: T.
Word count: ~ 5,000
Warning: None
Spoilers: Yeah, well, the movie.
Author Notes:   Because... oh hell, who knows why? It just seemed the thing to do and Bones just wouldn't shut up in my head.  Thanks to Koschka andkodiak_bear for their help! (but all screw ups are mine) 
Summary:  You didn't think everyday would be like their first on Enterprise, did you?