Category: Slash, humor and I even managed to squeeze in some h/c. Written for the Doppelganger Challenge over at sga_flashfic
Word Count: ~8700
Pairings: John and Rodney (gen) and McKay/Sheppard slash... sort of.
Characters: John and Rodney... sort of
Spoilers: Anything up through The Return Part 2 is fair game.
A/N: Special thanks to Koschka for the beta and helping me through a few roadblocks along the way. This fic started out heading in one direction and kind of ended up somewhere else entirely. That's just the way it wanted to be told, so who am I to argue? But if you think I've lost my mind as a result, you wouldn't be far off.
Summary: Ends up the green scanning beam wasn't an alien answering maching after all.