April 30th, 2007

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Avocado pie anyone?

So we're having a little potluck at work tomorrow, and I stopped by the store on the way home from work to pick up some stuff to make my dish.  My little basket had 8 avocados, 3 tomatoes, a bunch of cilantro, and a bag of limes.  I get to the checkout stand and the woman is trying to close her line and go home but she sees how little I have and lets me go through.  She rings everything up in the order I stated above and then says:

Clerk-  So what are you making anyway?  A Pie?

Me-  ::Blink and wait a few beats for her to laugh to show she's being sarcastic::

Clerk-   ::Stares at me in earnest curiosity and waits for me to respond to her question::

Me-  Noooooo.  I'm making guacamole.

Clerk- ::Makes goofy embarrassed face::: Duh!  Of course.  I love guacamole.

Me-  ::thinking to myself you evidently have some weird ass taste in pies, too::