Greetings from a River in Egypt (SGA Gen)

Title: Greetings from a River in Egypt
Category: Humor/Gen written for the Post Secret challenge (during Amnesty 2007) over at sga_flashfic
Word Count: 1 postcard
Rating: T 
Characters: Team
Warnings: None.
Spoilers: Big ones for Season 4 and Teyla's not-so-secret secret.
A/N:  Amnesty seriously needs to be longer than 2 weeks.  I can't do them all!  But here's the first and easiest.
Summary: For everyone who's decided the team must be in total denial over what Teyla's recent weight gain really means.