Title: Don Juan McKay and Other Universal Improbabilities
Word Count: 48,000
Warnings/Spoilers: Anything up through season 4, several items are mentioned throughout, even though the majority of the fic is set very soon after Trio.
Summary: While tracking down a lead to find the Athosians, the team is arrested on a secretive planet. Little do they realize how their plan of escape can change the course of history for the world where they're being held and their escapades will become the stuff of legends.
It got a little away from me *G* and ended up being the second longest fic I've ever written, and once I saw the prompt lists I realized it actually fit the slavery/captivity prompt more than the illegal one. But what can I say? This is what you got. I'm also working on an AU self-sacrifice fic for the open contribution that is completely and totally Koschka's fault. So when it's done, you can go blame her. *G*