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Subject:Missing Scene from a Nonexistent Geeks and Goon Guide
Time:08:27 pm
 Here's another little piece of silliness that I found on the computer the other day.  The story behind this has to do with the first spoilers Koschka and I heard for McKay and Mrs. Miller.  I believe Koschka was the first to suggest in one of her gen stories that Jeannie was actually a heart surgeon and not a physicist and that she was practically Rodney in a dress... same attitude, same arrogance, same deadliness if not handled with the proper care.  So, of course, we couldn't believe the idea that Rodney's sister was a happily domesticated stay at home mom.  Thus began our discussions on how *we* would have written Jeannie Miller if she had first appeared in our Geeks and  Goons Guides.  In our little backstory, Jeannie, like her brother, had sensitivity problems with the people she worked with and, as a result, was forced to dedicate a certain portion of her time to Doctors Without Borders and it was while working in Columbia with this fine organization that she met her husband, who had a rather shady background.  So, as a result of playing around with this idea, we started throwing around story ideas and I wrote a smidge of a scene where John and Rodney go to Columbia and meet Jeannie's husband for the first time.  Technically, it is slash since the boys are married, but there isn't anything sexual about the scene.

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Hector drags the two rats masquerading as dogs  back out of John’s face to hold them tightly in his arms. “No, no, Poco, bad boy. Ernesto, take the monsters and feed them.” 
 
The older man takes the dogs away and Hector takes John’s hand and shakes vigorously as he pulls him out of the limo that met us at the airport. “You must be Lt. Colonel Sheppard. Can I call you John? Of course I can call you John, you are family, no? And you are Rodney. But of course. Look, the same eyes as your sister.” His grip is like iron and his shoulders would give Ronon a run for his money. 
 
He elbows John causing him to “umph!” as air is forced from his lungs with the friendly gut punch. “We are lucky men, are we not, Colonel. Eh? Eh?” His arms fly wide to take in the estate and half of Columbia and I pull John away before he can add a busted nose to the internal bleeding. “Welcome, welcome to our humble home. Welcome my brothers!”  He hugs me tightly then pulls John in as well.
 
“I see you’ve met Hector,” Jeannie says with a grin as she walks down the steps leading from the house to the driveway and her husband releases us.
 
“Of course, where are my manners?” He stands straighter and puffs out his chest. “I am Hector Alessandro Francisis Ricardo Miller. And you are most welcome in my home.” His arm sweeps back to the large manor house behind him that is bigger than my freshman dorm building. “Come, come, you must be tired from your trip and hungry and thirsty. Can I get you something? A cold beverage? A sandwich? A cigar? Cocaine?”
 
At our widening eyes, Jeannie slaps him playfully on the arm. “Hector! Can’t you see they’re exhausted and can’t tell you’re kidding with them?”
 
He laughs. “Of course I am joking. How could I not be joking? Everyone knows it’s much too early in the poppy season for that anyway. Come, come, we have the guest house waiting for you.” As he leads us dazedly up the stairs he speaks into the cuff of his jacket. “Ramone, secure the perimeter.”
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Of course,  we could never write this fic as my head would explode for being so far off canon, but it is fun to imagine it could have turned out this way. *G*
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dr_dredd
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Time:2008-05-13 03:51 am (UTC)
Oh, God, I think I can hear Rodney's brain exploding. It's not a pretty sound. ;-)

Cute scene! (I remember the reference to Jeannie's drawing a dotted line down Rodney's chest while he slept.) And congrats on your Fan Award.

Edited at 2008-05-13 03:52 am (UTC)
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liketheriverrun
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Time:2008-05-13 03:59 am (UTC)
Yeah, after the image we had of Jeannie in our heads based on that reference, it was hard to picture her the way she ended up. I do adore her character on the show, but it would be fun to see her a little more like Rodney. *G*

And congrats to you, as well! Although, that comment about canon that I made, is the honest to God truth, especially in my gen stuff and Vicious Circle makes me cringe whenever I think about it because someone pointed out how screwed up the canon was in the fic and they were absolutely right. So, I'm kind of embarrassed that it won an award when it was so messed up.
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morebliss
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Time:2008-05-13 03:56 am (UTC)
I *love* Hector!
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liketheriverrun
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Time:2008-05-13 04:00 am (UTC)
Yeah, sigh, instead we got Kaleb. Hector would have been much more to write. *G*
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morebliss
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Time:2008-05-13 04:38 am (UTC)
Maybe Kaleb is undercover as a vegetarian English professor. He might really be a Columbian drug lord. That would be awesome.
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liketheriverrun
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Time:2008-05-13 01:25 pm (UTC)
LOL! I had never thought of that. That would definitely throw everyone for a loop wouldn't it?
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liketheriverrun
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Time:2008-05-13 01:27 pm (UTC)
Thanks! I really do love how the ended up setting up the divide between Rodney and Jeannie (I had my doubts when I first heard the rumors) but it is fun to imagine Jeannie being even worse than Rodney in many ways. *G*
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trishkafibble
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Time:2008-05-13 04:55 am (UTC)
ROFL Holy cow, that's hysterical!! That quintuple name just kills me, and I love imagining the boys' faces during all of that manhandling! ^^
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liketheriverrun
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Time:2008-05-13 01:36 pm (UTC)
Oh, the name! We had a whole tragic back story for Hector that was like a cross between a Mexican soap opera and a Shakespearean tragedy. And he had ended up with an American last name because he was the illegitament son of a teenage prostitute and American missionary (of course, the missionary was his mother). She was killed in some freak accident and he was sold into slavery by his nanny as a child to work in a sweat shop but joined a geurrila movement as a teen and rose to power there and was eventually taken under the wing of an "influencial business man" who tragically died under Jeannie's knife, thus leaving Hector his "business". It was all ridiculous and the thought of John and Rodney sitting at dinner listening to this tale with the sound of guerilla warfare taking place in the jungle just beyond the compound just cracked me up. *G* So, I'm glad you enjoyed our little bit of madness, as well.
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trishkafibble
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Time:2008-05-13 04:41 pm (UTC)
0.O That's...that's BRILLIANT!!! Although it disturbs me to find that the mere mention of a male prostitute brings to my mind an image of a certain lanky, spiky-haired someone in very tight leather pants...*fans self*. My fandom has so corrupted me!
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liketheriverrun
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Time:2008-05-14 12:50 pm (UTC)
It has corrupted us all. *G*
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negolith2
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Time:2008-05-13 06:28 pm (UTC)
And, um, just how much stress and/or alcohol was involved in creating that back story, huh? 'Cuz that's just ... awesome. Sick and warped, but awesome nonetheless. I thought I was warped. =^.^=

BTW: congrats also on your Skiffy Nom. I'm right there with ya, and what's funny is both our stories are AU! Heh. But yours didn't have the copius and unethical use of a cattle prod in it, just ... poison.
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liketheriverrun
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Time:2008-05-14 12:51 pm (UTC)
Oh, that's not stress or alcohol, that's just me and Koschka banging our heads together. *G*

And congrats to you too!
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cobweb_diamond
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Time:2008-05-14 11:38 am (UTC)
I would read that. ANYONE would read that. *awe*
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liketheriverrun
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Time:2008-05-14 12:52 pm (UTC)
I really did enjoy the idea of Hector, he's kind of like Ronon turned inside out... all hugging and big talk on the outside and deadly on the inside. *G* thanks!
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cobweb_diamond
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Time:2008-05-14 11:37 am (UTC)
1. AWESOME.
2. Poppies are for heroin.
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liketheriverrun
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Time:2008-05-14 12:49 pm (UTC)
Whoops! Well, not being a drug lord myself... *G* Thanks!
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