Title: I'll Take the Frakking Wraith Any Day written for the Crossing Challenge at sga_flashfic
Genre: Pure parody and crack. It's SGA gen with a mention of BSG slash.
Word count: ~1400
Spoilers: Anything through Season 5 of both BSG and SGA.
Author Notes: Thanks as always to Koschka for the beta and a ridiculous discussion that resulted in this fic.
Summary: "These people are fucking nuts," Sheppard hissed.