So we're having a little potluck at work tomorrow, and I stopped by the store on the way home from work to pick up some stuff to make my dish. My little basket had 8 avocados, 3 tomatoes, a bunch of cilantro, and a bag of limes. I get to the checkout stand and the woman is trying to close her line and go home but she sees how little I have and lets me go through. She rings everything up in the order I stated above and then says:
Clerk- So what are you making anyway? A Pie?
Me- ::Blink and wait a few beats for her to laugh to show she's being sarcastic::
Clerk- ::Stares at me in earnest curiosity and waits for me to respond to her question::
Me- Noooooo. I'm making guacamole.
Clerk- ::Makes goofy embarrassed face::: Duh! Of course. I love guacamole.
Me- ::thinking to myself you evidently have some weird ass taste in pies, too::