Clerk- So what are you making anyway? A Pie?
Me- ::Blink and wait a few beats for her to laugh to show she's being sarcastic::
Clerk- ::Stares at me in earnest curiosity and waits for me to respond to her question::
Me- Noooooo. I'm making guacamole.
Clerk- ::Makes goofy embarrassed face::: Duh! Of course. I love guacamole.
Me- ::thinking to myself you evidently have some weird ass taste in pies, too::